Stickin ur feet in a river is cleansing. You just roll up your pant legs and step into the stream. Bam. You’re a new man.
this is without exaggeration the funniest story ive ever read in a youtube comment
(Source: stability)
good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.
(Source: confetticaptain)
tumblr B.C. (before censorship)
The best part of going on water slides was finally having a minute to yourself after being in that queue for 100 years
Ever since I left the city,
12 y/o me: *walks into a new friend’s house*
friend: you can leave your shoes on
friend’s mom: you can call me by my first name
12 y/o me: thank you both but physically i cannot do that
(Source: kheda-li)
she’s gonna get flagged
who
the nipple reading this
(Source: aquariuses)
I saw Goody Proctor with her female presenting-nipples
adult content: posted
female nipples: “presenting”
dick: out
I am forcibly removed from the Tumblr Community.
as compensation all NSFW blogs will get an extra hour in the ball pit




